Every now and again I resurrect this blog. Past has been traveling updates, ramblings and muses. The next evolution of the blog is now (partially): Beer tasting and ratings.
It is no surprise that everyone has their favorite drink when they go out. Some never migrate away from the Bud Lights of the world. Some (more adventurous) go out to seek the title: Beer Connoisseur.
This pilot episode includes a guest taster: Whitney Jamison
We sample 4 beers – all of different types.
First up:
Flying Dog – Pearl Necklace Oyster Stout
ABV 5.5%
Whitney’s
Ratings:
Appearance: 4/5
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Head: No head
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Body: Full dark body, but not heavy
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Color: Black
Aroma: 6/10
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Malt: Toffee
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Hops: Average
Palate: 3/5
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Body: Full
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Texture: Slick
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Carbonation: Lively
Flavor: 6/10
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Duration: Short
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Sweetness: Moderate
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Acidic: Moderate
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Bitterness: Moderate
Misc Notes:
Bottle to Skull ratio: lighter bottle 3/5
Pace car beer. (1)
Megan Fox kind of beer (-2)
Republican beer as oyster stout reminds me of an oyster
roast with a lot of older grey hair men.
Overall rating:
22/42
RJ’s Ratings:
Appearances: 3/5
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Head – frothy
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Body – Murkey
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Color – dark brown/black
Aroma: 7/10
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Heavy smell – know that you are drinking a stout
by its smell alone. Nothing special.
Palate: 3/5
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Body: Full
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Texture: mildly thick
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Finish: Lightly bitter – molasses-ey
Flavor: 6.5/10
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Duration: Long
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Bitterness: Moderate
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Sweetness: Light
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Misc: Balanced taste, very good taste.
Misc Notes:
Bottle to Skull Ratio: generic bottle. Label is heavy and would hold bottle
together. Don’t count on it being a very
effective weapon.
Republican beer: Traditional stout taste that is mildly
bitter.
Pace car beer.
Overall rating: B-
Flying Fish Grand Cru Winter Reserve
ABV 6.9%
Whitney’s
Rating:
Appearance: 3/5
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Head: Little/no head
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Body: Cloudy
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Color: Yellow
Aroma: 4/10
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Malt: Hay
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Hops: Flowers
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Yeast: Earthy
Palate: 3/5
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Body: Full
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Texture: Slick/gritty
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Carbination: Fizzy
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Finish:
Bitter/sweet
Flavor: 5/10
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Duration: Long
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Sweetness: Harsh
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Acidic: Moderate
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Bitterness: Moderate
Misc Notes:
Bottle to Skull ratio: 4/5
Pace car beer (1)
Megan Foxx beer (-2)
Democratic Beer: earthy taste, purple label – oxymoronic name
Overall rating: 20/42
RJ’s Rating
Appearance: 4/5
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Head: Spare
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Body: Cloudy
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Color: Tan/Amber
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Misc: Looks like a good beer
Aroma: 7/10
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Faint fruit smell – reminds me of a Franzenkaner
or a Hoegaarden.
Palate: 2/5
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Body: Medium
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Texture: a little flat
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Finish: Surprisingly bitter
Flavor: 4/10
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Duration: Short
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Sweetness: Moderate
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Bitterness: More than expected, but mild
Misc Notes:
Marathon beer that will cause for a “throw darts at
strangers” kind of night.
Democratic beer – It sold me on both its appearance and
aroma, but its taste was disappointing and didn’t deliver. Luckily with its higher alcoholic content,
drinking just a few of these will numb you to reality fairly shortly.
Overall Rating: C –
Catawba White Zombie
ABV 5.1%
Whitney’s
Rating:
Appearance: 2/5
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Head: Yes please, and lots of it.
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Body: Cloudy
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Color: Yellow
Aroma: 4/10
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Malt: Light
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Hops: Citrus
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Yeast: Sweet
Palate: 3/5
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Body: Light
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Texture: Light
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Carbination: Light
Flavor: 7/10
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Duration: Average
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Sweetness: Light
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Acidic: Light
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Bitterness: Light
Misc Notes:
Bottle to Skull ratio: it’s a can. So not much.
Marathon beer (3) – great beach beer
Republican beer: Skeptical at first, but came
around. Full of promise at the start but
like a zombie, dead inside.
RJ’s Note:
Appearances: 4/5
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Head – large
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Body: Cloudy
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Color: Yellow
Aroma: 5/10
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Smells like a generic beer
Palate: 2/5
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Body: Light
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Texture: Thin – a hint of sweet aftertaste
Flavor: 3/10
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Duration: Short
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Sweetness: Light
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Bitterness: Light
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Other: Not much of any taste
Misc Notes:
Drag race beer. It
is so light you could chug it quite easily.
Democratic beer: The name is a perfect fit. It is the decaying remnants of what probably
was a good beer. Very little taste, very
light texture/color. Good for a summer
day at the pool or for an extended night on the town.
Margaret Thatcher beer: Wouldn’t get too far.
Overall rating: D
Spaten Muchen Dunkel
ABV 5.2%
Whitney’s
Rating:
Appearance: 5/5
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Head: Goldy Locks
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Body: Clear
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Color: Brown/Amber
Aroma: 8/10
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Malt: Grain
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Hops: Grass
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Yeast: Earthy
Palate: 4/5
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Body: Medium
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Texture: Surprisingly Thick
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Carb: Average
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Finish: Smooth
Flavor: 8/10
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Duration: Average
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Sweetness: Heavy, but in a good way – like Hollywood’s
version of full figured.
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Acidic: Average
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Bitterness: Average
Misc Notes:
Bottle to Skull ratio: The Germans know how to bash
skulls
Marathon Beer: You will likely need medical assistance
for heart failure at the finish.
Democratic beer:
Well traveled but not precocious.
Jennifer Anniston Beer:
Classic taste, good then, good now, good always – MILF!
Overall Rating: 37/42
RJ’s Rating:
Appearances: 4/5
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Head: Small
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Body: Clear
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Color: Light brown
Aroma: 3/10
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Smells bitter – sharp. Maybe even a bit skunky.
Palate: 3/5
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Body: Light+ / Medium
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Finish: Toffee/butterscotch
Flavor: 6/10
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Duration: Light
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Sweetness: Very Light
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Bitterness: Not very
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Misc: Felt with would be better suited as a
brown ale.
Misc Notes:
Makes a good flute.
Sturdy green bottle.
Marathon beer. Not
a high alcohol content so you can drink a lot.
Heavier than a lager but not by much more. Justin Beiber could drink these and have room
for some Coke.
Independent party beer.
It has an overall enjoyable taste but takes a little bit of study to
understand. Masses wont understand. Zee Germans!
Zee Germans!
Overall rating: B
In closing of this initial Study, we find that although
we both enjoy beer, we have a lot of differences.
Feel free to let me know what you think or
if there are some beers you would like reviewed!